Primed: The Tudors

Just finished the last season of the Tudors, sure I'm years late but that's what Amazon Prime is for.

Here is what I learned...

Power kills everything.

Pussy does too.

All buffets shall now be named Henry The VIIIs. In honor of the greedy fucker. 

IMDb called out every historical flaw which was plenty. 

If you had everything in the world, you'd still want more or what you can't have. Proven fact.

Beheadings are usually season enders. 

You can only go mad once in your life not twice.

Karma is the meanest bitch ever!

Never commission a painting of yourself. Never. 

Queen Elizabeth did a damn good job ruling the kingdom. Always liked that name.

Lastly when you can, always order the pheasant.