Beam Up Boehner

His time is now.

JB calls it a day. 

The Pope blessed his grandson and the eternal light of republican freedom surfaced over his head. Behind him a silhouette of Ronald Reagan was waving him towards a peaceful harp played version of Born in the USA. Amos Tuck was there adding a flute to the harmony wearing an American flag three piece and a smile.

So did the Pope-who we all now see is Popematic help with decision? 

God only knows. 

Pun delivered and intended.