Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery

I felt some flu like symptoms coming on so my wife suggested taking some Theraflu. I know the power of this potion so I did so with hesitation. Three sips in my eyes started to blackout. My own snoring woke me up. I headed upstairs around 8. 8pm, like two hours before Dateline 8pm. 

I didn't wake up until 4am with a full bladder and comeptley naked. I'm going to start bagging and selling Theraflu down in DuPont Circle. I'll call it T-Rex.