Pray For The Elderly

Today, I watched my son. He's not two yet but he won in great fashion. 

I gave up around noon. 

He beat me with a great strategy: unlimited energy, the constant desire for food, climbing on me when I was looking and when I turned my head for just a second, hitting me in the face trying to put a bin on my head for a hat, and following all that up with a new no nap policy that's been in effect for two days. 

I definitely missed that meeting. 

Don't he know his daddy is old? 
Don't he care I'm old? 

Mommy, come home now!
He's binge eating cookies and taking apart blocks!