I'm up early to head to work.
Van is not starting.
Fucking yikes.
Call roadside assistance for the jump.
He says let it run for 30 minutes.
I do.
Come back outside...van is off. 
Motherfucking yikes.
Call my man who works on cars.
He gets me running in an hour.
Fuck you yikes.
Around the same time I get an email that I miss due to the van repair. 
The state is visiting my last center for visits this year.
Again missed that email.
I called there ironically and found out the visit is over and there are no violations...

Yikes, what you got? 
I'm handling yikes! 

Another blessed perfecto day.