PSA: Parent Service Announcement

Dear parents,

Not every kid is a fucking genius! 
Your kid is not brilliant! 
They are learning everyday and in turn you think they are fucking Doogie Howser MD! 
Fucking 80s reference!

They’re not! 
To learn is natural for a mind that is built like a sponge!
They’re just normal fucking kids! 
Please stop with this madness!