The Day

The day is years away but I know I’m going to shit myself and cry like a lost puppy in the Amazon jungle...

No bullshit I’m going to take the day off, sit by the phone and drink scotch with no chaser until it’s time to pick up. Just the THOUGHT makes me nervous and jittery like gambling my mortgage payment on the Cleveland Browns. 

Cleveland versus anyone. 

Sorry just an honest parent moment.